New Domain Name..

14 10 2008

Hello everyone. Well, this is to inform you that I’ve transferred my blog

From: https://dakshinee.wordpress.com

To: http://dakshinee.net

Please start visiting http://dakshinee.wordpress http://dakshinee.net for new posts!!!!!





My childhood..

10 10 2008
My childhood memories:
1) Killing ants and then eating them…huh…mo ti enkr bebe…2yrs maybe!! Was amazed by these little creatures that taste sour :p
2) Cutting of my hair by myself : ti fk aprane servi ciseaux lekol primaire sa mo kwar :p And Maybe cutting of Yashvin’s hair also from behind..while he was watching TV…
3) Getting LOST :p….but then later on they found me playing with water in toilet😀
4) Cutting of Neha’s hand (who was then maybe 2years) by mistake :s li ti p trappe ‘lame’ dan so lamain e mne risse sa…. :S sorriiii neeeeaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
5) Beating Yashvin and getting beaten by him…
6) Playing ‘Lamarelle’ with Deepa & Neha..
7) And yeahhh without forgetting: Getting damn scared of that famous ‘Neighbour’
 
Here are some pics of my childhood:
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No comments, the pic says it all... :((

Cute little Daks and Bad Yashvin!!

Cute little Daks and Bad Yashvin!!

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Huh..they were taking MY pic, i wonder from where he came!!:/ And he was smiling...look at my face!

s for me..

Not fair...he told me to look at the rabbit behind so as the pic becomes :s for me...

Any memories of your childhood that you wanna share??🙂

 





Triolet Bus Service..

9 10 2008

FIRST

Some bus conductors of Triolet Bus Service (TBS) are shit, i say it loud : SHIT SHIT & SHIT!!!! Seems like they should be given a map of mauritius, with the representation of where each village/town starts and ends. Yesterday i was coming back from uni at about 4.30pm in TBS bus. Well, my home address is Dispensary road, camp lilas, TRIOLET. To be noted, camp lilas (road name) is found IN triolet. However, arriving at camp lilas, the bus conductor asked me where am going. I said Triolet and showed him my Student Bus Pass. 

Shit bus conductor : Nu dan camp lilas la
Innocent Daks : wii mo coner
Shit bus conductor : camp lilas truv dan Pte Aux Piments
I started thinking wat the fuck is happening….
Innocent Daks : non camp lilas truv dan Triolet em
Shit bus conductor : moi mo coner camp lilas truv dan Pte Aux Piments.
Innocent Daks : Plak Pte aux Piments li juste 2 bus stop devan..e mo ena pu desan 1 bus stop devan ki truv dan triolet..
Shit bus conductor : non camp lilas pa truv dan triolet sa!! Nu dan Pte Aux Piments la
Innocent Daks : coner ki ou p cozer lot kout, nu pa dan pte aux piments la, nu dan triolet!!

In front of everybody in bus, he started creating a scene. I would have forgetten to press the bell if a guy wouldnt have got down at the same bus stop as me. Only regrets that i’ve are:

1) I couldnt really proved that we were actually in Triolet itself since i had to get down and i felt very much uneasy….because i was wondering that maybe the passengers thought i was wrong, that’s why i got down from the bus but actually my bus stop was reached…

 2) I should have taken his number which was written in his uniform and then later on report him to some ‘Chef de Gare’ but i wonder whether the ‘Chef de Gare’ would be really doing something!! I couldnt even take the bus number since i was so much disturbed…

3) Tell that Shit Bus conductor let’s go to police station so that we discuss it there. As long as i know my right, i’ll fight with anyone to show that i am right!! Hope that next time i dont come across that bus conductor else am sure i’ll fight with him!!!! 

Grrr Angry Daks

Grrr Angry Daks..Actually i look 10 times more angry than this😀

    

SECOND

To tell you frankly, I’ve even waited 45mins before getting a bus at Camp lilas!! Since i live at Camp Lilas which is found near Pte Aux Piments, I cant take busses coming from Royal Road.. If i’ve to do so, i’ve to walk for about 15mins…
 
Many times, when the bus from Pte Aux Piments comes, it is full, so much full that there is not even place to stand in the bus!! Then again i’ve to wait for another 20 mins on bus stop under the sun!! No wonder hw come am getting dark complexion!!!!!!
 
Why this is so?? Simply because Triolet Bus Service doesnt offer enough busses that go towards Pte aux Piments….Making complaints ehhh?? Komien complaints pu fer?? Plito pa fer aster, pu ale gaspille letemps sa!!! sa rente 1 koter zot zoreil e sorti par lot koter!!!
 
Would you say that Triolet Bus Service offers a good bus service?? Definitely not mE!!! Definitely not in Triolet and Pte Aux Piments!!! Each and Everytime, when the Pte aux Piments bus reaches the junction to go towards Pte Aux Piments ( Anand Bus Stop), around 10 people MINIMUM get in the bus….now jst imagine….sometimes it can go to around 20-30 people also!!!!! Am not exagerating, it’s damn true!!!
 
Anand Bus Stop

Anand Bus Stop

Do you get problems with Triolet Bus Service (TBS) at your place also??




Philosophy of Logic..

7 10 2008
Welcome to the world of maths {this post} :) Are you a fan of maths? If yes, then you are at the right place!!!!
 
Question:
 If a = b = 1, prove that 1+1 =1
Answer:
a² = a * a
But a = b
Therefore a² = a * a = a * b
a²  = ab
a² – b² = ab – b²
(a – b)(a + b) = b(a – b)
Cancelling (a-b), we get:
(a + b) = b
But a = b = 1
Hence, a + b = b => 1 + 1 = 1
PROVED🙂
Who has found the error in the above equation??
 Zot deja gagne crise r mats coume ha?? WAHAHAHA!!!!

 





Finding Nemo..

4 10 2008

Suddenly i felt like watching Finding Nemo again, an underwater movie in 3D. Usually i hate watching the same movie again and again, but this one is exceptional. I love it..

My favourite character is Dory, a beautiful blue fish who helps Nemo’s dad, Marin, in searching Nemo. She is too funny especially when her memory fails and this results in communication problems. She is so much talkative that she can relate to you her whole life, if only she remembers lol…

Some parts which i liked in the movie:

1) The fishes take the form of an arrow to show ‘la direction du Courant est‑australien’ and tell Dory to swim across the rocks not above. Arriving there, Dory hesitates. She does not remember exactly but something tells her not to swim through the rocks. Marin managed to divert her attention to make her forget this idea

2) Dory saw something shinning. Aaaww a tiny jellyfish. She made friends with it, named it Squishy and started playing with it.

‘Aïe, elle m’a piquée’ crie Dory. ‘Méchante Squishy!!’

3) Convinced that Nemo passed away, Marin said goodbye to Dory and the latter started to cry. «

‘Pourquoi pleurez‑vous?’ demande Nemo qui arrive à cet instant

‘Je crois que j’ai perdu quelqu’un, mais je ne sais plus qui!!’ renifle Dory. Comment t’appelles‑tu?’

‘Nemo, et je cherche mon père’

Dory didnt respond hearing the name Nemo, but when reads ‘Sydney’ on a pipe of the plant water, she remembers all!!

‘Nemo vite, ton père est parti par ici!!’

 You watched Nemo? Any favourite character or scene? 





Su Elections at UOM..

26 09 2008
Like i said before, this is the time when the candidates for Su Elections will be shaking hands with you even though they are seeing you for the first time…And they’ll be talking so nicely with you and try their best to convince you to vote for them…
 
 Hope to see them smiling at you after they’ve won the elections!! And hope that one of their aims will be to upgrade the computers in the labs..Or maybe each student should be getting ‘1 pakE la bougie rouge’…Enfin:
‘L’espoir fait vivre les imbeciles’
Recently there was ‘Decoller Pa Coller’….But seems like this campaign has made no effect on the candidates of Su Elections since i saw some posters in uom…How shit!! Anyways, hope they’ll take them out after elections..Again…HOPE!!
 
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Aaaww i got 2 requests on Facebook for Su Elections





Tikomik..

21 09 2008

Titeuf: A mon marriage avec Nadia, j’inviterais po Jeau-Claude parce qu’il est nul….J’inviterais po non + Vomito parce qu’il est alergique aux gateaux a la creme…J’aimerais bien inviter Nadia mais c hyper-complique….C’est po juste!!!!!!!!

Cedric: Il n’est toujours pas satisfait. Son rêve, c’est de conquérir le cœur de Chen, sa jolie copine d’école…Heureusement que pepe est toujours la pour lui aider….Cedric est intelligent (meme si c pas toujours selon son bulletin scolaire) et il a  beaucoup d’imagination…un peu trop peut etre!!  Quelle vie en mene tout de meme quand on a 8ans….

La famille pirates: Le capitaine Mac Bernik aurait bien aimé être le plus célèbre des pirates de l’île de la Tortue… Mais voilà, il rapporte plus souvent des algues que de l’or….
Hercules – Scampi t’es belle
Scampi   – Hercules t’es nul…

If you want to laugh remembering the time when you were young, don’t hesitate to watch these cartoons (my favorites ones) : Tteuf, Cedric and La famille pirates!!! Yiiipiiieeee, they’re going to make your head SPIN…. :p Am already 20yrs, but still adore watching tikomik…:D And what about you?